Awful wedding dresses

Pinterest Forget the thigh-high split; that's SO yesterday.

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We respect your privacy. Not weddinv. Yumi Karsura, Getty Images Colour is good, but looking like cheap, dyed flowers from the supermarket is not.

Pinterest We guess her groom pledged allegiance to the flag. Yumi Katsura, Getty Images You can be a bride who prepares for everything, but don't become the umbrella. Be sure to avoid any pointy objects if you wear this on your big day, though… Pinterest Little Bo Peep?

Who knew, eh? That's this bride's motto. Let's keep in touch and we'll send more your way.

Pinterest Look at the bottom left corner. Don't believe us? Pinterest Why wear a dress at all?

But the minute we see a white pointed hood, we get a VERY bad feeling in our stomachs… Pinterest Weddings are, after all, about two people ing together and becoming a team. That woman's face?

24 of the most hideous wedding dresses to ever have existed

As you do. Because why the hell not, eh?

It's all about the full-body split nowadays. Pinterest This tampon-inspired made us cry actual tears of mirth!

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Like, just try wearing this in the sun. Pinterest Love balloons?

Yes, yes it is. Pinterest There are no words, really.

Pinterest Green with envy? And sparkles. Getty Images EntertainmentGetty Images 18 of 19 Coming Up Short Some girls have the legs to rock this mini, but maybe they should save it for the honeymoon.

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Almost finished This woman, in a very ill-advised moment, decided to attach her newborn baby to the train of her wedding dress. We've lost her to the bubble world.

Pinterest Way to stand out on the dance floor, mystery bride! Pinterest Is that Jodie Marsh? Pinterest Orange you glad that this isn't your dress?

Get a balloon dress then. Pinterest It's a miracle of engineering, isn't it?

The 30 worst wedding dresses of all time

We bet you are Just check out that belt action if you don't believe us. Pinterest So many thoughts, so little time. What is the dress code for everyone else?

That's probably what it's meant to be. And ruffles.

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Well, at least this will keep her from getting cold feet. Yumi Katsura, Getty Images. A crystal beaded thong and a smile is a great option too!